View Full Version : Bob & Nick's favorite Seinfeld quotes thread
NikNikon
February 2nd, 2006, 05:22 PM
Hey Bob, ya with me? I just now heard one of my favorites:
George Steinbrenner - "Hey check this out, Lou Gerick's pants. Not a bad fit. Hey you don't think that nerve disease of his was contagious do you? I better take them off. I'm too important to this team, big Stien can't be floppin' and twitchin'!"
Bobby Digital
February 2nd, 2006, 07:08 PM
LOL-Awesome!!
rjgleason
February 2nd, 2006, 08:29 PM
Cosmo: "I'm out there Jerry....and I'm loving every minute!"
cox
February 2nd, 2006, 10:53 PM
Yo Yo Ma!
NikNikon
February 3rd, 2006, 07:24 AM
I'll see your Yo Yo Ma and raise you a Butrose Butrose Gali!
rjgleason
February 4th, 2006, 06:12 AM
"Boxers! How do you wear these things? Look, theyre baggin' up, they're ridin' in here! And there's nothin' holdin' me in place, i'm flippin im floppin!"
NikNikon
February 4th, 2006, 07:49 AM
"I thought you were happy-go-lucky." "No, no, no, I'm not happy, I'm not lucky, and I don't go. If anything, I'm sad-stop-unlucky."
gr8dain
February 4th, 2006, 08:04 PM
Are you still master of your domain?
Bruce Painter
February 4th, 2006, 08:35 PM
Ah yes, and after that there was:
"I won a contest"
rjgleason
February 4th, 2006, 09:27 PM
I didn't know she had a pony. How was I to know she had a pony? Who figures an immigrant's going to have a pony? Do you know what the odds are on that? I mean, in all the pictures I saw of immigrants on boats coming into New York harbor, I never saw one of them sitting on a pony. Why would anybody come hre if they had a pony? Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? It doesn't make sense.. am I wrong?
NikNikon
February 4th, 2006, 10:19 PM
"So when somebody has B.O., the "O" usually stays with the "B". Once the "B" leaves, the "O" goes with it."
rjgleason
February 4th, 2006, 10:25 PM
"So when somebody has B.O., the "O" usually stays with the "B". Once the "B" leaves, the "O" goes with it."
Very good Nik.....I take NYC cabs all the time......and I open the windows...........all the time.
NikNikon
February 5th, 2006, 08:23 AM
Very good Nik.....I take NYC cabs all the time......and I open the windows...........all the time.
My trip to the Big Apple had us riding the subway most of the time, can't open those windows.
More quotes Bob, you're falling behind....
"Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable. I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party. It all became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat... It's often wrong."
rjgleason
February 5th, 2006, 10:07 AM
Sorry Nik......I was in a tug of war, so I finally let the rope go....and I'm still standing.....
"Serenity now, insanity later."